Laptop Repair...!!

Just had an idea to open up my laptop and clean the insides... since it had started getting really hot..
started by opening the outer screws ... then the inner screws...n then the screws which couldn't be seen by naked eyes... we did em all n by time we opened almost opened we realized that none of us had an idea as to which screw went back where... so i was shit scared if it will ever run again... but finally after 2 tiresome hours of screwing..... we got it back together... almost similar to what it previously was.. well most of it... just found a few parts about which didn't know what to do....
I somehow being the psycho i am can relate this to life...its just like a laptop repair...in order to overcome some problems causing excessive heat n unrest u need to look deep within...open up all the parts and find the source... n trust me ...when u do so...even though the situation may look entirely hopeless or waste of effort but u do make it through it and to top it all u come out with better results....
u might find a few things in you which you could do without...so let them remain out.. c the change in you....you are repaired..!!!

I Would Understand...

I would Understaaaand....!!!

Poker Face..!!

Carrying the burden of the world on my shoulders..

Not just the pebbles but even the boulders..

I came to the opening of a tunnel..dark and grim..

The excessive weight filled up to the brim.. 

So many eyes staring at me...

So may people glaring at me..

All eyes filled with sparks of hope..

Everyone hanging on to the rope..

All and everyone i know calling out my name..

Patting my back and adding more weight to the game..

No one trying to understand how much it weigh..

No one bothered to stop and hear my say..

Seeing in me their aspirations...

Not caring about my perspirations..

All eyes stuck on to my success express..

Cant even stop for a short recess...

People have a habit of forcing down their dreams...

Screwing with the free will till it turns so lean...

So many stares..so many hopes...so many prayers so i win the race..

I wish i was a better actor but it ain't easy maintaining a Poker Face.

Marooned in the Meadows...

i did what they told me...

i worked what they asked me..

i went where they wanted me..

i sat where they needed me...

i cried when they comforted me..

i moaned when they hurt me..

i ran when they followed me..

i hid when they saw me..

i cracked when they trampled me..

i dropped when they shot me..

i burned when they disdained me..

i froze when they ignored me..

i skewed when they confronted me..

i bowed when they burdened me..

i stayed anonymous when they called me..

i shouted when they overlooked me..

i grew when they pushed me..

i fell when they picked me..

i flew when they crippled me..

i toppled when they supported me..

i couldn't find what they asked me..

i couldn't understand what they told me..

i was lost when they found me..

i was saved when they accepted me..

Crapentine's Day....

Bringing a little history to perspective...just like on the D day the Christ will fight the Anti Christ and all thats evil will be destroyed...

Similar is the V day... for on this day was the beast born....a half blood...demi god.. born when the "Shoe of Hermes" was shoved up Robert Pattison's ass. The gruesome historic event almost killed Robert Pattison leaving him pale and ghastly for the rest of his life.. The beast flies over the heads of mere mortals changing shape and form to remain invisible and appear innocent..

He chooses his prey carefully..lures him in a place where he can devour him and then takes out his gas propelled Arrow gun which fires 150 rounds per minute. Its a weapon of gigantic proportions and unimaginable power..causing a painful and a very slow death which is self induced by mortals as the beast was cursed that he couldn't kill any one directly.

The beast flaps his wings but not even a leaf ruffles...the silence is eerie and scary but mortals have no clue about any of this in their realm. They carry on their pointless venture of finding mates as the mating season comes close...Carrying on with their minuscule lives knowing not that the beast watches over them to fall in his trap.

As the beast can only fire the weapon when the person is at its most vulnerable and lets his guard down. Staying hungry for many fortnights the beast waited for the V day to come as its only on this day that the beast powers up his weapon to full power..devouring thousands of souls in the blink of an eye. The minions of the beast take the form of Hallmark and Archie's shopkeepers bringing in the food for the beast who rewards them with riches.

As soon a prey enter the work places of these minions his fate is sealed. He is doomed.

The ironical part of this whole evil plan is that the pray has no clue about anything .Only the thought of his mate goes through his head and how it would react on receiving the gift of doom.

And this illusion drives the prey to unimaginable extents in search of "true happiness" , another very clever illusion created my the beast's minions in the media and film industry.

The prey doest exactly what the beast wants it to do knowing not that all his moves are being controlled and monitored.

Then comes the climax....at the time the prey confronts his mate , offering the gift of doom the beast pulls the trigger... the arrows are directioned straight towards the heart so as to prevent any misses... as soon as the arrow strikes the heart the "Timer to Doom" is started which ends in Unholy Matrimony... a time when the prey looses all his will to survive and finally gives in to the will of the beast..The beast then devours the prey till his soul is freed from his mortal body..

But the beast has another trick up his sleeve... his most dangerous minions..."the PANDIT's" , who are favorites of the beast , make sure that even if the prey realises his blunder and tries to change it in his next life.. he is still bound to that mistake for 7 more years... during which the beast shall enjoy devouring him again and again ..till the beast gets bored of the bland taste.. and wants it fresh..

The Most disturbing thought is that we mortals know of this beast but we still tend to ignore him or adore him him in a much more innocent form... we call him - The CUPID...

No one has ever survived to tell this tale....so if i fall his prey .. i want the others to know that i tried... but the beast was too powerfull